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what we have here is a dreamer, someone completely out of touch with reality.

desired future employer: one art, please
me: /art
desired future employer: /buckets of money
me: thank

jarrodmatthew:

robosexualginger:

“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO SERIOUSLY LAUGHING SO HARD. SNORTING A LOT.

omg. this is me.

(via p3n1s)

Teenagers at a jazz festival in 1964

lily-violet-rose:

Dear Creature’s Fall 2012 collection.

All in my closet plz 

(via allonsy-aragog)

valesmf:

chroniclerofechoes:

sisstridersdick:

ravenouscomplex:

the-fever-prince:

metasepia:

kinomatika:

LITERALLY SCREAMING

me too

THERE ARE TEARS. RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. HEY GUYS FAIR WARNING, DON’T DRINK ORANGE JUICE WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO UNLESS YOU’RE OKAY WITH CLEANING SALIVA AND LIQUID FRUIT OFF OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR.

im crying

My face hurts

Christ I started crying and I nearly peed myself holy fuck

SWISS FUCKING CHEESE GOD DAMN IT

omg. 

(via fortheloveofandrewgarfield)

You have one more chance, Tomatoes are actually a fruit, now it has changed your life! Use this one well as there are few real people messages to be found on the tumbles in this day and age. asked by a-is-f

That is whack. But I already knew that, you really need to up your game to something AMAZING. But THANK GOD this wasn’t a tumblr dating spam mail, so good job on that.

a-is-f: saving-pleasedontturnoffpower: So i made this quickly out of boredom in 5th Period today. Unsettling I know.   I watched.. And giggled. Whut. That’s terrifying. Omg.